Microsoft Office 2007, no?

Shittyy!



24 January 2011

Accidentally on purpose came across mrs devan's email. Oopsss. Realised that we're suppose to present the nyp powerpoint for the nyp ppl and teachers i guess, on friday. THIS FRIDAY. Hence, i panicked. You see, today's monday. Tomorrow we're gonna look for vicky(supervisor yo) to show her our poster and ask her stuff. Wednesday we shall chiong our powerpoint. Thursday we shall rehearse with mrs devan. Friday. present. ALL ENDS WELL

25 January 2011

Today's a great day, everything is going as planned, found mrs devan during recess, vicky after school. Then i went home, over the moon cause GOSSIP GIRL IS FINALLY OUT. So i happily
went to download on eztv, all light hearted. And then i went to download the powerpoint template mrs devan sent us.






Goodness heavens.









I CANT OPEN IT, its in freaking 2007 or god knows wad format. And wad a big boo boo my microsoft office 2007 is a TRIAL version. Expired like since... well. anyway. i panicked, again.

Ok this is the part in which i expect some form of applause of some sort.
I CLICKED. i downloaded the 2010 trial version. LMAO!!!!!!!! 60 days of free usage. By the time nyp will probably be over. WOOHOO! i am the hero of my life.

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The routine

hi.

So these few days had been pretty routinal. LOL, routinal. HEHE! it was a total routine. From mondday till today, wednesday. except for the bbq on tuesday i guess.

So here we go

7 am - *alarm*

7.15 am - moan

7.30am - wakes up frantically

7.45 am - eats mini hotdog buns

7.50am - waits for bus

8 am- walks quickly into school, at the same time trying to keep hair in place

8.10am- dance practice starts

12.30 noon- starve

1 pm- lunch with peeps

2pm- bloated

3pm- bus home bloated

3.30pm- shower

4pm- sleeps


DO YOU PEOPLE SEE HOW BORING LIFE IS! it's boring to even read, and to think i actually have to live it!

oh god. its so boring i have decided to do some homework. how lame am i.

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Seeking Baby-G

Hi.

Ive decided since i blogged in point form for the last post i shall try blogging with out any spaces or fullstop. Let it begin

I have lost my Baby-G watch that my dad bought for me years ago that i have wore since i was probably 12 and have never lost it or spoil it and but i can't find it anywhere even though i searched high and low and turned the whole house over which is really weird because i do not remember leaving it anywhere else i mean it cant be i lost it during the chalet because i vividly rememebered how uncomfortable it was wearing my watch under the cream shirt with tight cuffs during the 千人宴 which was after the chalet so im really pissed off and frustrated even though i know i should not be because my sister and mum are like searching everywhere for me and hence i decided to message my cousin although i doubt my watch would be found to ask if she could find my watch at her house and thought it was worth a try and voila here she just messaged me saying "have".

*gasps for air*

sorry for wasting your time.

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The big G

Hi.

Im gonna blog in point form today. I will use no commas and no other punctuations. except my favorite fullstop.
.
.
.
.
.

Let it begin.


No signs of the big M

Only that of the big G

I have been gastric-ing since this afternoon

argh.

damn.

crap.

shit.

i can't believe i forgot to eat lunch

maybe it's because i forgot to wear my watch today

lately i've just been forgetting stuff

even though i don hav much to rmb

oh

let's not forget i haven been making much sense either

back to the big G

anyway

i was gastric-ing since this afternoon

hold on

why did i even think i could write a whole post about my gastric

ok

it started at 4

while i was crossing the road

to the busstop

to take 89

i pressed the button for the green light

it took forever

i started jabbing it like there's no tommorrow

i guess revenge has been taken on me

i thought it was nothing

i totally ignored it

until i reached pasir ris

stepped off the bus

then i rmbed my lunch

my non-existant lunch

finally made it to my grandma's hse

then i ate chicken pie while being tortured by my stomach

then i just lay on the bed like i was dead

after about two hours

i felt fine

so i decided to walk ard the house

i found my cousin and her mum playing a cool game on xbox

so i was attracted

afterwhich they started jumping ropes

for reasons unknown and untold

so there i was all hyped up








i jumped rope









at my 36th skip the big G welcomes me with open arms

i lay on the bed like i was dead for another hour









im such a smartie.








In case you people are concern

i just ate dinner

im fine

if not i would probably have no stomach by the time i finish blogging

turns out blogging in point form requires much more effort

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Texting FRIENzies

Hi. Such a cheesy title. I know.


Alrighty! So today's sunday, aka family day, so i went chinatown with my family in the morning to have bfast(go all the way to chinatown to eat porridge). So in the morning i was super flustered. I was texting...let's count.. 1,2,3,4,5,6 6!!! 6 person at the same time.

1st - the first message i got was from Jean, early in the morning, so we were discussing about the ushers meeting

2nd - After messaging jean i had to message sarah

3rd-then i started messaging chantelle

4th- And then jennifer started msging me asking about the chalet

5th- Out of nowhere JiaErn messaged me saying she has to go overseas so she can't be a usher for qian ren yan.

6th- i reported to jiatao about this.

ALL AT THE SAME TIME. And all the messages came one after another. I was at chinatown. My mum was screaming at me to stop msging. We were running across the road cause it was pouring like mad.

DO YOU SEE HOW FLUSTERED I WAS.





wad a morning.




Anyway after that was a breeze, mrt-ed ( i don't like) to my uncle's house, and OH! i might be going to macau in december(might, MIGHT), busy busy busy, second december, after coming back from the nyp thing in the afternoons(sarah if you see this you can start moaning, cause we have some freaking powerpoint workshop) i'll be off to the airport, till 6th december, morning when i reach singapore at 6am, then 8 am i have to head to dance practice. After dance practice still got 204 class BBQ.


im most probably gonna faint at some point.


HOPEFULLY I'LL SHOP LIKE CRAZY. THEN I WONT FAINT.


So now im just gonna wait for Jennifer to come online, apparently she has stuff about class chalet to discuss with me, LOL, but she's not here yet. ALRIGHTY! i shall read.

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Flipping over my flip flops

Hi. Let's get started.




SOME BITCH STOLE MY SLIPPERS.






TWICE.





*imaginary slap*




Case 1

I bought this pair of slippers from cotton on, the typical one la, the one with black strap, then i actually wore it for quite sometime(THANK GOD ITS NOT NEW), and then one day it just disappeared. Ok deja vu. Did i blogged about this before? I believe i did right, ok nvm, anyways, it was exchanged with a pair of ugly white shit. FINE, forgive and forget, i didn't do anything, i mean not like i can, i have no idea who the culprit is.

Case 2

I bought this other pair of slippers from Ruby ( ironically enough it's closely associated with cotton on, and it got stolen too. haha! ) It was a nice out-of-the-ordinary-weirdly nice-leopard-cheetah, wadeva animal, print. I wore it a few times and i didnt even get a chance to say goodbye...last time i checked it wasn't my grandma who wore mine, unlike some lucky people who still manage to find their slippers after declaring that they are missing...

THAT WAS THE LAST STRAW.

Conclusion: Don't bother to buy cotton on or Ruby shoes if you're gonna leave them outside your house. They'll just end up getting stolen like nobody's business.


Curse of the missing slippers.

Once upon a time, in a far away HDB building located smack in between buangkok mrt and hougang mrt, lives a girl called (ok this is awkward) jingyi. There also live an evil witch, who has a crazy fantasy for used slippers. With her sneaky footsteps and latenight moves, she steals 2 pairs of jingyi's slippers, leaving jingyi a damsel in distress (ok pardon me, im making this as fairytale-like as possible) . As such, jingyi summons her fellow comrade, sarah to the mall one fine afternoon. As lucky as the ladies get, they saw slippers for sale. What a glorious discovery. The slippers were purchased, after multiple series of fitting issues with her fellow comrade. Black, new, the slippers costed not a penny too much (omg, they are a freaking 5 bucks). Jingyi bought her slippers home, and they lived happily ever after....

Let me make this clear, if my slippers ever get stolen again im gonna make a police report. Don't play play.


So! i have decided to keep all my slippers and shoes in my house, shoerack, lock them all together with a chain and keep the key in my pile of underwear.And when the bitch comes to get more slippers she shall only be left with my father's ! YES! Excellent plan

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HTC

Hi all!


Let's get straight to the point

HAIR

I cut my hair! I only cut my fringe la, i only trimmed the back a tiny weeny itsy bitsy bit, and the whole thing costed me 22 freaking bucks. But at least now i look like i have more fringe, which ceased to exist in the past. Now i can choose between bangs or side, but when there's wind i don really get to choose. Wind comes from east, hair becomes bangs instantly. Wind comes from west, hair becomes side. It's two dimemsional! LOL


TISSUES


I've been down with the flu these few days. But i think im starting to get used to it, haha! Sooner or later im gonna be like sarah, blocked nose whole year round.




I've bought 8 boxes of tissues from guardian. 2 ply! with dunnoe wad pulp thing! it says "doraemon facial tissues". Then it shows doraemon holding his girlfriend's hand and skipping across some flowers. heck i just grabbed it.



Me: Eh! 我要买tissue!!
*points excitedly at guardian*
Mum:aiyo,用到明年过年meh, 买这么多, 鼻子又一个而已。。。

psh, not like there's expiry date for tissues, i can keep them for as long as i want, for as long as i like. Anyone in desperate need of tissues i'll be happy to donate some. im weird, wadever.

CHINESE

Speaking of weird sarah called me a freak today! WAHAHAH, we were suppose to be studying chinese together, she said she'll come by at 10 am, so i set my alarm to 9.30.


THEN

i recieved this message saying she's gonna come by at 12 instead. SOOO

i went back to sleep until about 10.30 or so.. finally dragged myself out of bed, and went for bfast with my parents ( that's when i bought my one year tissues supply)

*after a series of events*

She reached my house at 2. We started revision at 3. In between taking breaks every 15 minutes. HAHA! intervals!




*after 15 mins*

"i wanna eat coooookkkiieee!!"

*after 15 minutes*

HAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!

*after 15 minutes*

TSK. SO SIAN LA!! *messages donnell*

*after 15 minutes*

Eats chicken pie

*after 15 minutes*

"this would go great with shandy" *heads to econ*

*after 15 mins*
"WAHAHAHA!!!!! "
"huuuuuuuuhhhhhh, i dunwan do !!"
"做不下去了"
*slams table*
sarah: you very freak eh

TSK

"are you gonna do the rest?"
"nope"
"ok"


LOL..

We ended up watching 命中注定我爱你 on channel U, and oohh-ing and aah-ing at 阮经天, sarah going on about how charismatic he was, HAHAHA!


AIYA in the end we just complained about how sticky we got after dancing and fooling around, didn't do much chinese. AND HERE I AM BLOGGING INSTEAD OF READING ALL THE SAMPLE ESSAYS. If i get B3 im gonna need more tissues. T.T

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